Mamma Mia I'm Such a Dumbass

Alright, listen up. My head feels like it's been run over by a herd of zebras. Seriously, I can't even remember if I slept breakfast this morning. It's like my mind is melting. Maybe it's all the coffee I've been chugging. Perhaps I just deserve a good nap. {Either way, this feeling is getting old.Help! Tell me a joke Italians Are Similar to

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